Talk:Morgan

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1. What is your current employment situation? Self employed - scavenging tech and information from abandoned facilities.

2. What was your family like growing up? Not stimulating conversationalists. Too much time spent trying to keep life support systems running, not enough studying Byron and Shakespeare, I suspect.

3. Have you ever had to do something in your employment that you were morally opposed to? If so, did you do so anyways? Only when on jobs for you fuckers, and yes, I did it anyway.

4. Do you have any current romantic attachments? If so, how did you meet them? No.

5. Have you ever been diagnosed with a mental illness? If so, explain what the illness was and how you recovered. GID, and I haven't recovered. I'm sure this is all in my file, so why not look it up?

6. If life were a play, what role are you playing now? What role would you like to play? I'd be the foul mouthed peasant, and I'd like to be the king.

7. Free Association (please say the first word that comes into your head when hearing these phrases)

   Fall Death 
Anarchy Poverty
Titan Monsters
Earth Hell
Corporation Fucktards
Pain Money
Prayer Fantasy
Mother Nostalgia
Hate Evil
Sex Not something I'm really concerned about at the moment, dickcheese.

8. Have you ever served as a member of any polity's armed forces or a mercenary group? If yes, have you ever been in combat as a member of that organization? I've worked for you before, and yes, I've seen combat.

9. Have you ever killed? If yes, explain the circumstances of your first kill. Yes, a scavenger who decided it would be a lot simpler to off me and take the shit I'd found rather than look for it himself.

9a. If you have, have you ever caused permanent death? How does that make you feel? Not so far as I know.

10. Please answer this question quickly, without taking time to think it over. What are you most afraid of? Being buried alive.

11. How do you spend your free time when not at work? Sleeping or looking for a place to spend my ill-gotten gains on useless shit.

12. Have you ever become violent with someone you care about? If yes, explain. Not with anybody I care about, no.

13. What is the name of your firstborn child? (If they have none, what would be the first name of their firstborn? Does the name have significance?) I don't have one, but it'd be 'Stopaskingmestupidquestions'. I think the significance of this is fairly clear.

14. Do you believe the phrase, "The ends justify the means."? Why or Why not? That depends entirely on what the end in question is.

15. Do you have any personal experience with the Fall? If so, explain what they were. No

16. Have you ever attempted to bypass computer security? If so, when was that and what type of security? Yes. Like I said last time you hatfuckers made me answer one of these damn forms, I make a living out of breaking into pre-Fall computers and raiding their databses. You can add hacking into the security systems on the Carnival of the Goat as well, which I know you know about, given it was a mission from you.

17. Have you or one of your forks ever been exposed to the Exsurgent virus (incl. Watts-Macleod)? You sent me to a space station full of exsurgents you fuckers.

18. Do you possess any strongly held beliefs (a religion, strong opposition to a cause, or strong support of a cause perhaps)? What are these beliefs? Yeah, that we should be making a real effort to reclaim Earth.

19. Do you have any technical experience with the use of nuclear or antimatter demolitions charges? No, I'm not insane enough to fiddle with shit like that on my own.

20. Do you consider yourself a leader or a follower? I'm the Deadpan Snarker.