Talk:Drago Nax

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Answer all questions fully and concisely.

   1. What is your current employment situation? 
Swift Response Unit - Tactical Insertion Division
   2. What was your family like growing up?
Are you trying to be amusing, fleshling?
   3. Have you ever had to do something in your employment that you were morally opposed to? If so, did you do so anyways?
They asked me to not shoot anyone once. Does that count?
   4. Do you have any current romantic attachments? If so, how did you meet them?
There's a cute little infomorph over on Luna...wait, why am I telling you this...
   5. Have you ever been diagnosed with a mental illness? If so, explain what the illness was and how you recovered.
I am a machine designed for making things no longer exist, the only illness I have is not being able to do that fast enough.
   6. If life were a play, what role are you playing now? What role would you like to play? 
I'm playing the role of the bastard that kills bastards like you that ask too many question. Wanna know what it feels like to be resleeved three times in a row?
   7. Free Association (please say the first word that comes into your head when hearing these phrases)
       Fall 
Hope you've got airbags
       Anarchy 
Good, less paperwork
       Titan 
Arrogant bastards
       Earth 
What?
       Corporation 
Paycheck
       Pain 
Hope you love it
       Prayer 
because you ain't got one
       Mother 
I liked yours last night
       Hate
Makes you stronger
       Sex
I'm a fucking machine, you asshole
   8. Have you ever served as a member of any polity's armed forces or a mercenary group? If yes, have you ever been in combat as a member of that organization? 
I AM a mother fucking mercenary group.
   9. Have you ever killed? If yes, explain the circumstances of your first kill.
Duh. They tripped and fell in front of my bullets
   9a. If you have, have you ever caused permanent death? How does that make you feel? 
Oops
   10. Please answer this question quickly, without taking time to think it over. What are you most afraid of? 
Running out of ammo
   11. How do you spend your free time when not at work?
Killing people...oh wait, NOT at work. I always work, idiot.
   12. Have you ever become violent with someone you care about? If yes, explain. 
I care about everyone I kill. I want them to know how much I love them. I love them so much I'll spare one of my priceless pieces of ammunition on them. Love, at mach 6.
   13. What is the name of your firstborn child? (If they have none, what would be the first name of their firstborn? Does the name have significance?) 
You're starting to get on my nerves, fleshling.
   14. Do you believe the phrase, "The ends justify the means."? Why or Why not? 
Because there is no such thing as overkill.
   15. Do you have any personal experience with the Fall? If so, explain what they were. 
I'm a military assault AGI, you do the math.
   16. Have you ever attempted to bypass computer security? If so, when was that and what type of security?
I attempted, and I succeeded. It's called a high-velocity slug through the control circuit.
   17. Have you or one of your forks ever been exposed to the Exsurgent virus (incl. Watts-Macleod)? 
You trying to make a joke?
   18. Do you possess any strongly held beliefs (a religion, strong opposition to a cause, or strong support of a cause perhaps)? What are these beliefs? 
I only believe that I should be allowed to do as I please. And stop messing around with my people.
   19. Do you have any technical experience with the use of nuclear or antimatter demolitions charges? 
Should I not?
   20. Do you consider yourself a leader or a follower? 
Which one makes it easier for me to shoot you in the fucking back?

Thank you and have a nice day.