Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Inferno

A group of denizens (broadly speaking) of the Golden City decide that actually, Hell is hell, and they'd like to get out. But the lower realms weren't designed to be left easily...

The Golden City

The hell of aesthetics. The domain of beauty above all - above comfort, above justice, above compassion, above life. Its pristine boulevards are lined with endless salons, museums, gardens and galleries, and behind them the garrets of those who slave for endless days and nights to keep them clean and beautiful. Its lords and ladies in their mansions sponsor great artists to buttress their reputations, and great critics to destroy those of their opponents. Here the fall of an artist into madness and atrocity in search of inspiration is not only an expected part of the creative process - it is itself a beautiful and desired element of the tragedy of her life.

Bavaria Megaragusa's travel guide suggests the following distinctive sights:

• Caged singers.
• Animation sweatshops.
• Public criticism session - very exciting!
• Human sculpture.
• Gladiatorial dance.

Besides the usual precations for infernal travel, Bavaria Megaragusa suggests:

• Having a spare set of expensive clothes.
• Buying an up-to-date style guide immediately on arrival. It'll cost, and won't actually impress anyone, but it will keep the critical police off your back for short stays.
• If caught off guard by a critic or socialite, deflect with a confident reference to something obscure, or preferably made-up entirely. It'll buy you time to get away while they're on the defensive.

The Wasteland

A Hell adjacent to the Golden City. A blasted desert of bone dust pockmarked with the wreckage of civilisations. Domain of roving marauder bands who sometimes ride out on their mad vehicles to attempt to pillage the City. The greatest of the marauders is known as 'the Calamity'.

Mechanics

Hell isn't quite like IRL.

• Coincidentality varies and usually depends on following the rules of the hell in question. For example, in the Golden City, creating ugly things is vulgar.
• Pattern spheres work on materialised spirits according to their nature, but Spirit is more permanent.

Hikers

Who are you, how did you get here, and why do you want to leave?

Ooyama Shinki (大山 神鬼)

• Renegade Akashaic who is partner of a powerful devil, the blue oni Kikansetsu-maru (鬼神説丸). They do not share a relationship as master or slave, but as kyodaibun (blood brothers, despite them both being girls) and have sworn to take on the world's greatest challenges together. In fact, they are complimentary halves of the same soul: Shinki and Kikansetsu-maru being the red and blue oni of a pair respectively. By temporarily merging their souls through voluntary possession, they can become a third form- the deadly kuroki (黒鬼).
• Banished to Jigoku (Hell) for 108 years or until the end of the kalpa after being defeated by a team of daring Akashaic disciples who sought to curtail her heretical explorations of the profane Shih demon hunter society's chi cultivation techniques and her partnership with a demon.
• Wishes to leave Hell because she is not an infernalist and she wishes to test her mettle against the wills of city men (the Technocracy) once more. The fact everyone here is kind of a dick and she missed out on Free! Eternal Summer has nothing to do with her present desires.
• Shinki means "creativity".
  • The kanji for her name are "great" "mountain" and "god" "oni".
• Kikansetsu-maru's name roughly translates to "circle of intrigue".
  • The kanji for Kikansetsu-maru's name are "oni" "god" "theory" "circle".

Melihellenia (Melody) Trenvile

• Demonic Singer, rebel artist and performer in the Golden City's hippest night spots. As the daughter of Bird of Paradise, Royal Singer to Cal, and a mortal prince, Melody (her stage name) is constantly a locus of the most in rebellion and scandal, and is currently the leading voice in the "Angel Punk" movement, which appropriates Angelic and moral iconography and aesthetics. Her power comes from her voice, which is known to be either angelic or demonic as she wishes. She denies all rumours that she stole it from an angel she seduced (while spreading them on Hello).
• Long Term friend to many in the city, throws a lot of good parties.
• Angel Punk is starting to become mainstream, and Melody's cool hunting has lead her to the conclusion that she'll soon need to move onto a new rebellion. For this reason she's decided to run away to the mortal world, and possibly betray the city in the process. Hopefully this will make quite a splash.

[[Gloria Stark]

• Daughter of Cal and an Hermetic Infernalist
• Mom got gigulled and Gloria sent to Hermetic Hogwarts to learn her trade
• At 16 she got kidnapped and dragged to the city to take her place as one of his princess.
• A year later she still trying to escape, each attempt succeeding at every step of the way, only to have the effort foiled at the last second as part of Cal's living art exhibition of "Absolute Despair in Light of False Hope"