Exalted Summoner Terrance Sandermaire

"Yes, yes, I know you asked me to call forth a dragon to burn your enemies mansion down. Yes, I know you paid me a lot of money. Yes, I know you gave me all the right reagents. Is it my fault a Deep One showed up instead and trashed your house and groped your wife and staff? Hmm? Do YOU know how summoning works? I don't exactly wave my hands around and chant something in an ominous tone. It's much more sophisticated than that! There's a que! Honest! Apparently the dragon got held up in line somewhere."